ZT: Canadian Temperature Guide
Canadian TemperatureGuide50° Fahrenheit (10°C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens
35° Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with thewindows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0°C)
American waterfreezes,
Canadian water getsthicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
New York City landlordsfinally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the lastbarbecue of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit(-51° C)
Mt. St. Helensfreezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sellcookies door to door.
-100°Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons theNorth Pole,
Ottawa canal opens forskating.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcoholfreezes,
Canadians get frustratedwhen they can't thaw the keg.
-460°Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomicmotion stops,
Canadians start saying"cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafswin Stanley Cup.
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